Kung-Fu Sheep: “The world is rife with injustice and strife, and I am committed to make it a better place. I trained in the legendary monastery of legend, high in the mountains. Masters Sheeip-Man and Baa-Lee went out on a lamb to teach me and other pewepils, like the famous Patrick Eweing, the all-powerful techniques of the sheep-nobi. I became the bringer of beweuty, the mewtilator of menace, and I WILL get medeweal on any villain’s ass. I do not need a name. I am the Kung-Fu Sheep!”